Total Medals Earned: 1,794 (From 217 different games.) Total Medal Score: 26,820 Points
Medals Earned: 20/20 (490/490 points)
Don't get hit for 30 seconds.
Acquire a score of 100,000 or greater.
Defeat the largest Peon.
Reach level 10
Defeat the largest Grunt.
Defeat the largest Miner.
Defeat the largest Splitter.
Defeat the largest Waver.
Don't spend any skill points and reach level 10 or greater.
Accurately land 50 shots without a single miss.
Destroy 50 mines in a single game.
Reach a kill chain of 1000
Defeat the largest Fume.
Defeat the largest Seeker.
Defeat the largest Shield.
Defeat the largest Vessel.
Defeat 1000 enemies in a single game.
Completely fill your bestiary by defeating 20 of each enemy in the game.
Acquire all Trophies.
100% the game (Acquire a gold star on the main menu for both Trophy and the Bestiary buttons)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (80/90 points)
Land a jump with more than 1000 points.
Travel further than 500 metres in one jump.
Travell further than 1000 metres in one jump.
Land a jump with more than 2000 points.
Travel further than 2000 metres in one jump.
Land a jump with more than 4000 points.
Beat the game in less than 25 swings.
Beat the game in less than 50 swings.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (60/160 points)
Enter the flash portal
Rescue and recruit Dad
Rescue and recruit Pico
Rescue and recruit Bitey of Brackenwood
Rescue and recruit Salad Fingers
Collect all 5 private nude photo's of Nene
Collect all 5 bowls of Waterlollies
Collect all 5 skulls
Collect all 5 Rusty Spoons
Collect all 5 collector's edition Titanic DVD's
Medals Earned: 2/17 (10/450 points)
Ascension from Noob status
Beat the bottle throwing guy
Beat the guy in black
Smash two with a single post!
Beat both types of weight lifting guys!
Become a DH Club Member!
You scored over 1000 points in Mouse mode!
Get rid of the Emo king for the first time
Smash three with a single post!!
Cardboard David Status
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/210 points)
Give up in the 2nd part
Get a 50 combo
Get 5000+ points
Reach it (it's level 6)
Medals Earned: 8/8 (75/75 points)
Find a glove in the game
Find a boot in the game
Find a hat in the game
Find a shawl in the game
Fund a singlet in the game
Find slippers in the game
Find a sock in the game
Find a towel in the game
Medals Earned: 32/32 (500/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 7/10 (105/265 points)
Cause 1 million dollars worth of damage
Blow up 20 police cars
Blow up 10 missile trucks
Blow up 55 vehicles in a single level
Cause $350k damage on a single level
Complete all regular levels
Blow up 4,000 vehicles overall
Complete all challenges in the game
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/310 points)
Completed the first level!
Watched the credits
Completed a chaos level within 30 seconds
Completed the first 10 levels
Completed 20 levels
Completed the game